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Sunday, April 9, 2017

👹~Not Today Satan~👹


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        I would like to write this post about someone in my family, but at the time of writing this post I can only fathom the idea of writing this blog post about Bianca Del Rio.

        If Bianca ever looks through the vast ocean of the internet and ever somehow stumbles onto this post I want to make it worth her time. Starting off I believe that Bianca is probably one of the funniest people I have ever seen. I just love her quick wit. *Insert Rolodex of Hate* 

        Now Bianca doesn't just make me laugh she gives me the strength to stand up for myself. Also if I ever feel sad I know I can just watch any video with her in it and I will instantly just start laughing. Now I'm going to insert a funny memes of Bianca as Judge Judy.

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Sunday, March 19, 2017

Fantastic People and Where to Find Them

This week I will be talking to you about the 3 people in the whole world that I would like to spend a day with. 

The first person I would like to invite to this special day is Adele. The reason I want to invite Adele to this special day is because I feel like if I was to hang out with Adele she would be so funny and act as she was just any other person. I would also invite J.K Rowling just so I could see her reaction to my really bad joke about her, then even though this might be harsh I would send her back from where she came. Finally I would like to invite Mabel plus Waddles(pigs don't count for an extra pass) from Gravity Falls let my gif explain everything
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For this day I propose it would a fun filled day with just about anything someone could imagine. One thing we would do is play pranks on people because why the heck not. In conclusion I feel to summarize the day the best word(s) would be grappling hooks.

Saturday, March 11, 2017

🐋Whale I'll be darned🐋

AWOOOOOO. (Translation, Hello people of the surface world.) If you couldn't tell by my whale talk in the first sentence I'm going to be describing my field trip to the aquarium.


I remember this trip vividly, so in second grade we took a field trip to the aquarium because what kid doesn't like the aquarium. The few item on the agenda of that trip that I remember was first going to the tide pool. (I'm pretty sure that's what they are called.) During our time at the tide pools I definitely poked my finger on a sea urchin at least once, maybe even twice. 

Now the thing that comes to mind when thinking of the aquarium is that we saw a beluga whale. When I saw the whale I thought it looked like a baby moose combined with some large hulking sea creature. Well that's all I feel is relevant about my aquarium that I can remember at the moment
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Sunday, March 5, 2017

🐠Just Keep Swimming🐠

After one year of living with Nemo and Marlin, Dory starts to remember bits and pieces of her life before she met the pair. Eventually she remembers something that could possibly lead to the discovery of her parents so the trio set out on another adventure to find Dory's parents.

After making their way to the "Jewel of Morro Bay" Dory gets split up from Marlin and Nemo and is taken into the Marine Life Institute (Jewel of Morro Bay), and when in captivity Dory befriends an octopus named Hank who wants Dory's tag so he can go to Cleveland. During her long journey to find her parents Dory befriends a wide array of friends ranging from Destiny (Near sighted shark) to Becky (A dimwitted loon). Watch Dory as she finds her own unique way to a happy ending for herself.


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Monday, February 20, 2017

Hello It's Me

Hey my fabulous people, today I am going to be tell you guys about my favorite musician.
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Now if any of you don't know who this is then shame on you! The person in the picture above is my queen Adele for those who don't know. The reason I love Adele so much is because she is such an amazing person. One example of this is when she was singing a tribute for George Michael and had to redo her performance on live television because she wasn't satisfied that he performance was to the standards of George. Another reason why I love Adele is that of her music it's just soooo amazing. Finally if you didn't watch the Grammys apparently she split her Grammy in half to give on half to Beyonce because she felt that Beyonce deserved it more than her.

Sunday, February 5, 2017

Tribute to Kennedy



Hey y'all! Oh my glob, I'm going to tell you about one of best presidents ever.

    Today I will by paying a tribute to none other than John F. Kennedy. Now you may be asking why out of all the 44 previous representatives of our country would you pick JFK. Well the first thing I want to point out was Mr. Kennedy played a fair part in the civil rights movement. Going a little of topic if you want to know how JFK played his part in this civil rights movement I highly suggest you read the graphic novels "March". Back on topic even though President Kennedy was only in his position for 2 years he made his mark on the world by working for racial equality and he was also confronted tensions in Cuba, Vietnam and elsewhere. I think if President Kennedy had not been assassinated then we might have found a more peaceful outlook on situation and solutions for them.   
    

Friday, January 6, 2017

These are perfect 👣


Image result for back in time gifHey y'all I'm back and better than ever. 
      If you haven't met me which a lot of you probably haven't but if you have then you know that I am great at giving gifts. Before we get into talking about the present we have to go back in time. It all began at dismissal being the not so smart person I am I decided it throw a bottle of red Gatorade at the ground. Right after I threw it the bottle exploded and juice on one of my friend's shoe and sock. Someone by us had a tide pen and saved the shoe but the sock didn't make it so my friend was without a sock. Now we go to their birthday on which I got them the exact pair of socks I damaged and to which this day they still where