Shangela, Death Drop Queen?

Hey everyone it's the one the only Shangela, just kidding but seriously if I were a girl my name would be Shangela.
 You may be like Dylan why Shangela? Well it is such a unique name, and also if you don't know Shangela is someone who's famous for the death drop. (gif ab) Another thing is think no one can forget your name because how can anyone forget the name Shangela. Finally the name Shangela makes me feel strong and powerful.

Math? + - = %

Hello people of the internet, today I am going to tell you what I imagine myself doing in my district. The way I will be deciding what I should do is by making a list of my strengths and weaknesses. 

1. I do not do well with small children at all.
2. I think that my skills at math are above average.
3. I'm not very athletic.
4. I listen to music every day
5. I am not very organized
6. I am very creative, but I'm not good at drawing/ painting

From this short list I concur that the position in my district that I would be best fit for is a math teacher for 7th-8th graders. The reason I chose this position is because I think math is a very simple subject and it is also very easy to teach in my opinion.